jankness

A serious of occurrences that are not the result that was expected.

The server is throwing a bunch of errors. What is this jankness?

by preppy325 March 20, 2006

Jank

An offensive, derogatory slur for Americans, created by the British back during the American revolution. Since then the term has softened in to the word Yank and Yankee, a far less insulting word sometimes even used as a term of endearment by the British. Jank today is hardly used as a way to insult Americans and has spawned a new meaning, often referring to a useless, worthless, or crappy piece of junk.

'Jank's are so dirty, a white feather would make their outfit look fancy.'

‘This VHS player is totally janked. It won’t even turn on!’

by SatansCute April 24, 2020

Wang da jank

It means to have sex with someone or thing. I also means you want to have sex with a girl or guy cause the sexy as hell.

Yo man I went to Jenna's house and I wang da jank

Damn look and girl, she got a fat ass, wang da jank!

by A trizzle October 1, 2007

janklow

Admin and sole purveyor of comedy for the forums at www.houseofhate.com. Also a something awful forum goon. Gun nut, Maryland resident, and 100% all-American kicked of ass. Sassy small dog sidekick included.

shit guys, you see that new post janklow made? COMEDY PLUTONIUM!!!11

by House of Hate Hater January 15, 2004

jankies

something that is fucked up.

like if your bro gets his dick shot off and a dog starts eating it, youd call it a jankies situation.

by adam the masta p playa March 9, 2003

janki

a person that gets sucked into the art of procrastinating, and doing nothing all day

After hanging out with dhara way too much, janki stopped doing work too.

by dhara April 27, 2008

Janki

A female druggie who sells drugs for a living. She is very rough and isn't scared of getting into fights. Usually wears sports clothes.

"yo u wanna go get some weed of Janki?"
"sure man but don't get into a fight shes well hard"

by ahahahahahahhahhaha October 7, 2009