A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
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the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.
Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
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Vaccines developed and manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are 2-round shots. The single shot vaccine made by Johnson & Johnson is reported to have a lower rate of effectiveness in preventing severe COVID-19 infections.
Vaccines developed and manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are 2-round shots. The single shot vaccine made by Johnson & Johnson is reported to have a lower rate of effectiveness in preventing severe COVID-19 infections.
Dating app match: “You vaxed?”
Soulmate Seeker: “Just got my J&J shot!”
DAM: “Pass. I only date the double jabbed.”
SS: “Haters gonna hate. Byeeeee.”
Soulmate Seeker: “Just got my J&J shot!”
DAM: “Pass. I only date the double jabbed.”
SS: “Haters gonna hate. Byeeeee.”
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