Definitions by Rob3001

Alpha Male 

The apex predator

Has never lost an arm wrestle
Can grow a six pack on demand

Jack is such an alpha male. I’ve heard he has a bear mat in his living room, it’s not dead it’s just too scared too move

Alpha Male by Rob3001 May 14, 2020

Leash boy 

The ultimate bumlicker
Often acts differently to impress certain people
Will aggressively deny being a leashboy if called out on it

Oh Ryan is here, I wonder how long it will be until his leash boy Joe joins us

Leash boy by Rob3001 May 12, 2020

JAB 

JAB
Ripper of bongs
Roller of joints
Will usually be found alongside Captain Kuvle

8 ounces of weed?! Since when did you become a JAB

JAB by Rob3001 May 12, 2020