Jasper 

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

Jasper by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

Jasper 

Jasper means “treasurer”, or it can be a different type of quarts, usually in the color red. So cool, right? But what it can also mean is “wise” and “caring”… at least to me, that is what I’ve learned from this special person I know who is named that. A sweet name for a sweet person. My treasure! Someone who deserves every good thing in the world, but someone super nonchalant and mysterious. Someone with a soft side that many get to see. Someone who makes my heart squeeze when thinking about all of our shenanigans. I love the name jasper. its so you.

- I miss Jasper, he’s my treasure.
- Dont worry, you’ll get to see him before you leave!

Jasper by ushismoo January 13, 2025

Jasper 

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who have names starting with A and G. They just find him attractive in general. One trick for you if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with. There are many options...

Girl whos name starts with A: Wow Jasper's so cute!! I'mma ask him out
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.

Jasper by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025

Jasper 

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who's name starts with A and G because they simply find him attractive, but watch out if you're dating him, he is very likely to have other girls in mind... One tip if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with...

Girl who's name starts with an A: Wow!! Jasper is so cute!! I'm going to ask him out.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.

Jasper by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025

jasper 

someone who's effortlessly cool

What a jasper fellow! They did a backflip so spontaneously!
I wish I was jasper.

jasper by waffys May 26, 2025

Jasper 

When used as a name, this title symbolizes characteristics that offer protection from negative forces by embodying courage, determination, grounding and originality.

To be a Jasper means to be a "treasurer" or "bringer of treasure". Jasper demonstrates dignity, respect, consideration, and more talents than any one person needs to be successful. Jasper tends to make everyone around him better people by simply existing.

Jasper is known for connection to the Earth's energy, demonstrating stability, and promoting strength and endurance within himself and others around.

When I am with Jasper I feel like I am where I am supposed to be due to his unwavering generosity of self awareness.

Jasper by MommyMagic88 June 4, 2025

Jasper 

The most beautiful, sexy man, with long luscious locks, ready to pound you with his 20-incher, he lets out fat gooey loads into his homeboys, he likes to eat dong and bread, especially dong. If you give him bread he will suckle on your man-tits, being the one guy who can make other guys lactate. If you ever meet a Jasper who is like this, give him a kiss

Jasper give me a blowie.

Jasper by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025