Ivan

Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.

Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?

Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know

by Ivans so fine November 7, 2022

Ivan

The best person ever. Some people *cough* Eve deny it but deep down they know he's amazing. He is the best basketball player around and is super funny.

Eve: God I hate Ivan!
Everyone: Why Ivan is amazing.

by .:M.e:. December 24, 2022

Ivan

Ivan has the biggest dick in the world n he makes bitches squirts left n righ💦🍆 He fucks bitches in the dark so yk he on go time😈😈

Ivan got that power

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Ivan

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.

Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.

Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan

Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u

Omg, why is it so big ivan??

by Yomum969 August 15, 2023

Ivan

A fatty gay guy who loves to eat

"whoever turnt you cold... you need to let them know" is such an Ivan thing to say

by Sigma Ahamed October 29, 2023