ivander

A man who is a dad figure and has a nice c̶o̶c̶k̶ personality.

"i would love an ivander right know"

by Smokey_Bones January 8, 2017

trip to the islands

Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker because you know your girl won't take it in the ass unless you give her a few mickies and drinks.

AKA
Greek

Me on the phone at work "...I definately want a trip to the islands."

Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the islands huh? Hawaii, the Caribbean, Greece?"

Me "Um. Yeah. The islands"

Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."

Boss "Let me get that number by the way."

by Buzzard4256 September 12, 2006

island mentality

A psychological state more than a geographic state of a person: a belief in a community's or culture's superiority, correctness, or specialness compared to other communities or cultures. Inspired by positive-minded well-meaning groupthink, increasing homogeniety over time, isolation-induced ignorance of other cultures or communities, fear of the unknown or being outnumbered (and a desire to compensate for their smallness amid the world), and lack of conflict with/lack of destruction by other communities (improving relative progress and social harmony and giving some creedence to their feelings of superiority).

Progressive and possessive attributes of English and Japanese histories show an island mentality.

by esmith512 June 26, 2007

faroe islands

A small country in the north west corner of europe, midway between iceland and scotland. they are inhabited by vikings. Or more exactly those who seeked more adventure than the average scandinavian.
While the average scandinavian was farming the real vikings sailed west in stormy weater and reached faroe islands, iceland and greenland. Being a small country doesn't automaticaly mean that there must be much inbreeding.
There live about 48000 people there and more and more are moving there.
Faroe islands have some nordic records.:

Fewest suicides
Highest Fertility rate
Lowest unimployment
Fewest abortions
Fewest divortions

faroe islands nordic

by Autobeast January 7, 2008

The Coney Island

a manually administered sexual adventure involving a hotdog bun wrapped snugly about the phallus. The Coney Island can be an accoutrement of autoerotic activity or the impassioned ballet of lovers twain. Much like the staple of the American foodscape, the member may be ensconced in sauer kraut, celery salt, basel, loganberries, etc.

Receiver of The Coney Island: "Yo bitch, how's bout we forget the condoms and mints and go straight to the condomints. I'm ready to get my Coney Island on." (Aforementioned 'bitch' then wraps his engorged penis with a hotdog bun, covers it in relish, and gets bizzzay.) "Baby, it may not be a foot-long, but it's 100% Kosher beef...oh yeah, you got it. ...it's a juicy one, don't squirt your eye, baby. . .goddamn that's enriched wheat. .ahhh. .ahhh. ahhhhhhh. . .SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM."

by TheHumanTunneler June 11, 2006

long island iced tea

Strong alcoholic beverage, consisting of four to five hard liquors and a splash of Coca-Cola. Ingredients vary, but generally includes tequila, rum, gin, vodka, and triple sec in equal amounts (1 shot glass usually) with Sweet & Sour mix for tartness and Coke to create color of iced tea.

A few long island iced teas will get you hammered pretty quick.

by progamer124 March 15, 2003

iLad

A man who is obsessed with apple products and the image that comes with owning them. Will usually have the iPad, iBook, iPhone combo. May also refer to themselves as a memer of 'AAA' - Apple Addicts Anonymous.

Yo dude, that guy is such an iLad, have you seen him talking on his iPhone whilst ordering an iPad on his new iBook.

by Big Katz Dogg June 24, 2010