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Jesus Himself

A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.
"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"
by Kayla Malcolm January 2, 2008
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hummer

A spasticated, wannabe, faggotmobile civilian copycat military vehicle.
''Damn lad, what the fuck you doing in that? Where'dya nick it? The RAF base? You fuckin pussy!''
by rafa May 6, 2003
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hamsexy

(HAM' secks-ee) adj. i-er i-est Colloq.
1. Opposite of sexy.
2. Gaudyness and uglyness related to amateur radio equipment or operators.
3.noun, proper. An online journal of amateur radio fashon and folly.
Those thirty antennas on your car make you so hamsexy.
The comment "I'm running 0 watts" is both hamsexy and stupid. (N4XE and a D)
by Ben September 19, 2004
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Hummer

A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.
by AFHorses September 13, 2005
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homsey

The most perfect Girls in the world. They do everything right and are perfect, flawless, amazing great in bed, sexy and can make you go crazy. They can do anything they want because they are just perfect. Dont mess with thme cause they will attack both physical and verbally. They have never lost a fight.. you know why? cause there perfect!
Do you know Lauren and Jess Homsey?
Yeah! there perfect!
by wowcool92 January 19, 2011
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Hummer

1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.

2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.

I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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Hume-Fogg

An academic magnet school located in downtown Nashvlle, Tennessee. Produces fantastic test scores as well as many successful alumni such as Randell Jarell, Bettie Page, and Dinah Shore. Also has a great arts program, including a visual arts program which dominated the Frist Center for the Visual Arts Center's high school ehibit regularly, a show choir which wins national competitions anually, and a blues band which is favored by the mayor over any other high scool blues band in the district (granted, the sports teams do suck). Feeder school: Meigs Magnet
"Yeah, I hung out with this kid from Hume-Fogg the other day."

"Ew, gross. I heard Hume-Fogg kids can read or something."
by archeronnnn. November 10, 2008
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