Houston Astros

Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.

I hate the Houston Astros.

by fuckhouston December 28, 2005

Houston Texas

A slang term for a really obese person.

"That guy is like Houston Texas."

by Selena Moana May 29, 2017

Houston

Houston - a nerdy male who loves cats.

Houston is always talking to his cat.

by AManDuh69696969 November 14, 2018

houstoned

When one gets drunk during the day, commencing the first beverage before 10 am.

Bill: Glad you made it to the tailgate so early! In before 10!
Dave: Heck yea! Let's get to drinking.
Bill: We're going to get so Houstoned.

by gramthrax April 12, 2012

Houston

The most caring person you will ever meet. Sometimes stubborn but you'll love him no matter what. He will stand by your side forever and love you for eternity.

Person:" who do you love?"
Me:"Houston"

by S8tan_666 March 25, 2019

Houston Rocket

The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.

This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.

Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”

by drdoofenshmurtz March 20, 2018

Houston Elliott

Coolest muthafucka alive!

Guy 1: You ever hang out with Houston Elliott
Guy 2: Hell yeh he's the muthafuckin bomb!

by That guy that is not cool June 24, 2011