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The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
by Abear510 September 15, 2013
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Horizontal Hunger

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Horizontal hunger is for GROMMETS.
by swood dude November 5, 2018
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horizontal bowl blaster

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A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.
Man... Rufus just unleashed the horizontal bowl blaster and completely ravaged your toilet.
by Grubba November 2, 2003
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the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.
Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!
by weave November 22, 2003
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horizontally accessible

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Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.
by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011
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Big glock horizontal

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Big Glock Horizontal: today we gin be pranking eternal atake when it gets home!
1 year later: Still there
by biguzihorizontal May 5, 2020
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horizontal boogie

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You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!
by PeeBee March 1, 2004
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