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Tally Hitter

When you have to punish it without pleasuring it.
You’ve been a bad girl, so I’m going to Tally Hit your down under.

When she’s been a bad girl, you just have to Tally Hitter.
by a52martinez June 26, 2018
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Pinch hitter

The act of anal on an individual that is pinching one off. Also refered to act when one has left behind some fecal matter on ones genitals when pulling out.
Todd took Barney to the shower to be a pinch hitter. That bathroom still stinks like shit!
by Yupsidid March 15, 2018
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Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.
- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!
by Blobigga January 25, 2019
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Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
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pinch-hitter

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.
One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Baseball Hitter

a six foot man with a stick that uses the stick to hit baseballs thrown to a catcher by a Baseball Pitcher
by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021
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beaver hitter

I’m gonna beat that pussy up with my beaver hitter.
by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021
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