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Haslamism

A new religion where the followers believe that amino acids are created by a certain Haslam. This religion is an add on of evolution as evolution can't seem to figure where these came from.
Michael : You evolutionists, you think you know everything, but you can't figure where those amino acids came from
Richard : Well, at least I believe in something.
Michael : So do I. I follow Haslamism
by Mezer June 25, 2007
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Harlem Haircut

Fictitious gangsta term used only by homies on the West Side of Brownsville who are not aware if Harlem residents actually use the term or not. Refers to when a bullet is shot at the top of the head, grazing the victim's scalp and leaving him/her bald.
"Ya'll better not mess wit Juan; I hear he gave Martin a Harlem Haircut after he messed wit his sista."
by Shadowfyoory April 4, 2004
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harlem

Me: man he can run fast

Friend: thats cuz he is a harlem
by Ftown honky October 25, 2007
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harlem cockfight

When two or more pigeons viciously attack each other over a scrap of fried meat, usually chicken. Also applies to any two animals (including humans) attacking each other over something not normally found in their diet.
Rounding the corner, Jason suddenly found himself in the middle of a harlem cockfight. Startled, he tripped and landed right in the runoff from the live poultry store.

You should'a seen Shaniqua and Britney last night at the dinner table! After that health program at school they been harlem cockfighting over the celery!
by vegetablation June 22, 2008
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Harlem Shake

Something else on the internet which gets trended on Twitter by 100 million chronic imbeciles and which I purposely avoid out of a seething contempt.
The wretched and unlettered; Ahh, there's a new viral/meme/craze on the internet. They're calling it the Harlem Shake.

The enlightened: I'm too busy reading Aeschylus, you gimp.
by Max Biggins July 27, 2013
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Harlem

Harlem- is a very smart child starting at an early age. Heart of gold and says I love you a million times a day!! This names definition is everything you would ever want in a child! Obedient, respectful, and very determine!
One day i wanna grow up like harlem.. Such a wonderful child!!!
by Sheri's names December 21, 2016
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spanish harlem

The small area of Annapolis, where West St., Calvert St., and Cathedral St. converge. In this small, but locally well known, location is the Department of Human Resources, where welfare recipients come to collect their checks. It can be quite the eyesore in the mornings to see all of the poor blacks of Annapolis loitering in their poor fitting clothes, doing absolutely nothing constructive.

It is quite ironic that such an area of Annapolis exists, considering that some of the richest people in the US live there, and the cost of living is so high that the people that plague this area probably aren't doing too well.
"You walked into town on West St.?? I hope you didn't walk through Spanish Harlem... It's difficult to make it up here without being confronted by crack whores trying to scrounge up some dough for more shit."
by radiant_sc2 September 26, 2006
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