harpfuck

breasts with extreemly large fish growing out the nipples and dying dogs.

she has very ripe HARPFUCKS homie

by don fuckaurmom January 11, 2009

North Harford High school

the ass of the ass of maryland. Nickname: Duck farmers. Too poor too afford drugs, so that is their nickname. Contains such organizations as the Future Farmers of America. Any student that goes there is recommend for fscking and taring.

I hate John Carroll! They've got better cars, better drugs, fuck, they've got everything we don't! Well, at least they've got the stuff that'll get you places in life.

by TT March 20, 2005

new hartford, ct

New Hartford, CT is a wee settlement that is somewhere in the northwest corner of Connecticut between the towns of Winsted and Torrington. The downtown area consists of three of four dilapidated buildings/adobes, a Dunkin Doughnuts and a fake Italian pizza restaurant. It is nestled alongside of the Farmington River and is projected to collapse into the river - thus falling off the face of the earth.
New Hartfordians generally consists of rebel raggies/raggy that have tried to escape Torrington and Winsted in search of improved lives - but strangely spend the rest of their lives trying to find there way back into these communities through the pursuit, and abuse, of drugs.
New Hartford’s main imports are crystal meth, heroin, crack/cocaine and pot. Its main exports consist of lost teenagers who are struggling with their identity and cannot figure out weather they are black or white, tricks or hoes, junkies or flunkies. New Hartford youth directly contribute to the poverty rate and the increasing incarceration population of America. Thankfully their educational system practices genocide - I mean should.
Nightlife consists of ONE bar and it is GAY. It serves as a herding enclave for the scum of America and ugly chicks.

a) yo, lets get wet at chatterlys tonight in new hartford, ct? everyone is home for the holidays...
b) lets burn down chatterly's tonight?
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by truthbetold December 3, 2007

hartford

An individual so mind fucked that they ask a girl to marry him after meeting her on facebook

Dude, I'm meeting this girl today that I met online
Alright man, make sure you don't pull a fucking Hartford

by dumbfucking kid April 16, 2008

Dylan Hafford :)

Dylan Hafford is the craziest guy you'll ever meet, but he is super sweet and caring and loving. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He laughs a lot, and everytime he sees you he smiles ear to ear. Dylan is adorable, short, funny, and full of energy.

i love Dylan Hafford :)!

by bballfreak119 February 4, 2010

Haffi

A tall ass fuckhead with a big ass cock.
Will fuck your gf in her ass and never talk to her again.

Fuck, my girlfriend fucked haffi.

I wish I could fuck like he can.

by CheeseBiggus April 11, 2019

hartfield

the ghetto-est place on this planet
known for trailor trash, rednecks, and fire crackers.

Round em' up cowboys, we got ourselves a little shinndig goin' down here in hartfield, and we's need to boogie woogie oogie and start hammerin' down those beers.


Ahh, the pungent taste of alcohol

by red headed chika June 22, 2008