Handsome Bastard

A polite way of insulting a person without them knowing.

I was in the office Monday morning at which time I ran into my boss Karl who is a real asshole. I then said to him "How ya doing Karl you handsome bastard". Dummy didn'y even realize I was insulting him..

by jim pigeon January 11, 2013

Handsome Woman

Adjective. A woman that is not traditionally beautiful; however, is beautiful in a 'manly' way, predominantly based on having a strong jawline

Did you see that chick? She was such a handsome woman!

by Ikkinay Elaneyday May 16, 2021

handsome

a word to use when your only trying to be nice to an ugly man.

Guest: "oh my god!! is this your son?!! he is sooo handsome!"

Your Mom: "yes, my little boy is growing up soo fast!"

by FiyaBall March 20, 2008

Handsome Cat

Weird penis-boy and Karl from Jimme Nootron.
Loves that sweet niggar schlong.

That nigga a Handsome Cat!

by Dapper Fellow? October 30, 2016

Handsome

A guy who is very good looking an example would be Tucker Turk❤️

Wow that guy is so handsome

by I speak only the truth no lies April 17, 2017

Handsome

A state of drunkenness. When you drink enough to become very sexy and attractive in your own eyes.

Example 1:
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”

Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.

by danasp_42 October 9, 2018

Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)

Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away

by D Flawless October 27, 2021