handy haversack

A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)

Frank: How was dnd last night?

Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!

Frank: Nice!

by Mind_Flare July 28, 2021

Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.

'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'

by Farm Handy December 22, 2015

Dark Handy

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

by BigCol April 11, 2013

Handy Andy

when a girl give u a very rough hand job while you ride a horse or bull

that girl gave me a "handy andy" but it wasnt hard enough cuz my horse was bouncing to much

by muffhunter69USA October 2, 2011

air handy

Hand Job on a plane.

Todd got an air handy from Scott while on the flight from Philly to Orlando.

by jack mequik December 28, 2013

Handi-dextrous

Self-proclaimed skill whereby an individual claims to posses ability to use both hands equally well for an activity but in reality possesses well below average ability with one or both hands.

Phil claims to be ambidextrous but his all-around lack of dexterity on the baseball diamond certainly explains why he gets the close parking spots. He is clearly handi-dextrous.

by DClark22 August 23, 2011

Hot Handy

Essentally a hand job but where the person giving the hand job puts poop in his/her hand and then jacks off the person recieving the handjob.

I was expecting a regular handjob, but Betsy gave me a HOT HANDY!

by Bobby Billy Sue December 9, 2008