wheelchair handy 

When one finger blasts a female so hard that the female is no longer able or willing to walk correctly, thereby needing a wheelchair.

Holy shit bro, did you see that chick? She can barely walk. Yeah my guy just gave her a wheelchair handy.

wheelchair handy by Fefag February 1, 2021

[Mein] [Handy] 

It is German for "my phone/mobile/cellphone", and is use infamously by Stephen Fry in an episode of QI, whereby he groped himself while stating "MEIN HANDY!" in a Germanic accent.

"MEIN HANDY!"
"Ver ist mein Handy?"
"Oh, mein Handy"

[Mein] [Handy] by Em Ken January 11, 2009

dry handy

A handjob, without lube.

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.

dry handy by Matt_28 October 26, 2006

Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

Plowman's Handy by Whitro March 30, 2009

Moon over My-Handy 

Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.

Got drunk, ended up at Denny's and some broad hit me up with a Moon Over My-Handy for $7.99.

Moon over My-Handy by DaCrun October 13, 2010

The Granny Handy 

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

The Granny Handy by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

double handy J 

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

double handy J by brotothemax July 4, 2012