by Farm Handy December 22, 2015
Get the Farm Handymug. Bench-Handy (noun)
The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.
The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.
"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"
by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013
Get the Bench-Handymug. A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)
Frank: How was dnd last night?
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
by Mind_Flare July 28, 2021
Get the handy haversackmug. by muffhunter69USA October 2, 2011
Get the Handy Andymug. by jack mequik December 28, 2013
Get the air handymug. Self-proclaimed skill whereby an individual claims to posses ability to use both hands equally well for an activity but in reality possesses well below average ability with one or both hands.
Phil claims to be ambidextrous but his all-around lack of dexterity on the baseball diamond certainly explains why he gets the close parking spots. He is clearly handi-dextrous.
by DClark22 August 23, 2011
Get the Handi-dextrousmug. Essentally a hand job but where the person giving the hand job puts poop in his/her hand and then jacks off the person recieving the handjob.
by Bobby Billy Sue December 9, 2008
Get the Hot Handymug.