Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.

wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen

by flippy gibby May 1, 2010

Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.

Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT

by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010

Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011

hansel and gretel

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

by rshanks April 7, 2008

hanseo

The cutiest boy in the world. Sometimes acts a little gay and has a big humongous ass.

Hanseo is my best friend and he has a big ass.

by ChoooChoo December 7, 2020