:H

A smiley used to show a laughing face. It looks somewhat distorted though. Generally it is used to say "lmao 10x ur so funny".

Kali: what's blue and flies around the room at 100mph? a baby with a punctured lung. ;D
Gwen: :H

by zeekyboodgydoog March 24, 2009

The H

a gun or pistol usually concealed, typically talked about or mentioned in rap music.

I got The H in my belt, cocked it back and the other guy fell.

by Kounty Kid April 29, 2009

H!

Used in place of any "profane" words... (emphasize the H)

What the H?
H!
Jesus H!
Holy H!

by JLJ6 February 8, 2006

H it

to hook up with someone, or to get the hook up

'mike, are you gonna H it with melissa?'
'give me the H when i come into your work'
'my parents are gone, so lets throw down the H'

by emohammers January 5, 2007

:h

Sarcastic conceited face.

Person 1: omg ur so hawt lolz
Person 2: ikr :h

by inceptionwasahorriblemovie January 26, 2011

A-H

(ey-eych)
-noun
1. "Ass Hours"
2. Measuring units for time devoted to studying, since you are sitting on your ass for hours.

If you are expecting to pass the next test you are gonna have to put on a lot of A-H's.

by jay-x April 24, 2008

H#

A pretend musical note, part of the Faggyan scale, perpetrated by the musically illiterate in an attempt to be witty with the end result of looking like a goofy little homo.

Chris Watson is so punk that he can play a high H# on his guitar by plucking the strings with his puckered faggot asshole.

by BleezeMonkey September 23, 2003