Japanese Grandma

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.

I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life

by mortoniodizedsalt March 23, 2022

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let's eat grandma

An instance where the lack of a comma completely changes the meaning of a sentence.

Oh man, I forgot to write a comma, and now the meaning of the sentence has completely changed. This is a let's eat grandma moment.

by ...EyeSock... September 10, 2020

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Grandma Night

A night in which friends gather together and get so crunk that after the partying, all they can physically do is sit on the couch like a grandma and rock back and forth.

Mike, Jordan, Zach, Robert, and Matt had a grandma night last night with a bottle of Vladimir. Zach passed out first. He was such a grandma.

by prohighfiver June 28, 2010

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Grandmas Tongue

When you slip your balls sack out of your pants and give your friends a look at her wrinkled tongue.

Anyone wanna see "Grandmas Tongue"?

by J Barracho June 16, 2012

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grandma head

A nickname describing the state of almost total preoccupation a person experiences when they are anticipating the birth of a grandchild.

I’ve had to repeat things two or three times to her, she’s totally impacted by a strong case of grandma head!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

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Skyping with Grandma

Masturbating, jacking off. a term used at military academies since theres not much female companionship and normally college students don't Skype with their grandparents.

Steve: Where's Joe been all this time?
Chuck: I don't know, probably Skyping with Grandma.
Steve: Wouldn't surprise me

by steelerdan October 28, 2011

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Grandmas Pizza

Pizza that someone eats after it has been left out for several days (aged) and resembles 'Grandma' with it's funky odor, fuzzy surface, and rigid texture.

John: Dude, What's that smell!!
Mark: Oh, It's probably this slice of Grandmas Pizza I found.
John: And you're eating it? Good God, It's starting to grow things on it!
Mark: ..it has character.

by JoshyJosh April 19, 2011

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