Moon Gooning

Gooning under the moon with an elk skull

Guy: I'm going to go Moon Gooning with the natives tonight.

by FeetHuggs April 11, 2024

Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any kind of media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character.

Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~

Prime Examples of Ethical Gooning

by Moimoi667 May 18, 2024

Flicker Gooning

To effectively Goon, whilst implementing a flickering motion with the index and ring finger alternatively to hyperstimulate the tingly Spot on a Penis, most often performed in Goon parties and amidst Goonswaps, Flickergooning is one of the most difficult to learn, and near-impossible to master techniques in the goonscape.

Dawg that Gwazaime class so boring i keep flicker gooning behind the teacher's backkk

by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024

Flicker Gooning

A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.

"Maaaaan... I can't wait to learn flicker gooning.. it'd be a nice way to pass the class time.."

by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024