poop google

The act of googling whilst defecating.

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.

by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013

google bombing

(N.) Setting up a large number of Web pages with links that point to a specific Web site so that the site will appear near the top of a Google search when users enter the link text. -Taken from WordSpy.com.

If you put in French Military Victories or Miserable Failurein Google.com and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky", you'll have acessed a Google Bomb.

by G-Union December 11, 2003

Google is your friend

A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.

A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend

A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend

A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend

by thatSCAXguy April 20, 2011

Fuck Google

When you have a product that works and that company sells its product to Google.

Dish Network voice activated remote control used to work until Google Assistant took over for search. Now the remote is worthless and all I can say is Fuck Google!

by /T\ October 20, 2019

google drift

To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.

"I was looking for information on the Holocaust and I found a lot of neat sites with historical facts about Germany."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."

by Hazybear December 24, 2005

google-sensei

An alternate name for the search engine Google used to establish its ability to answer simple questions

Alpher: Hey guys, can someone tell me what the 4th most populated country in Africa is?
Bethe: I don't know, go ask Google-sensei

by Schwanker December 31, 2013

Google Medicine

To use Google Search to identify any medical condition you may have and how to resolve it yourself.

You: " I've had this really strange cough for a while"

Friend: " Shouldn't you go to a doctor and have it checked out?"

You: " No I will just Google medicine it and find out what's wrong and how to treat it"

by Calvin D. Jones August 7, 2016