Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.

Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw

by madeinjersey August 31, 2010

glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.

After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.

by theinstigator December 30, 2013

Pulled The Goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.

Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.

by TomMac53 December 30, 2007

lacrosse goalie

a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...

lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie

by supye March 26, 2010

goat moon

When a guy tucks his nuts between his legs and proceeds to moon somebody.

Snap, I didn't know Dan would have the balls to goat moon those badonkadonk girls! He got them all mean muggin!!

by homebizzle February 14, 2006

hose goat

Ninnidoitforyou
Dintidoitforyou
Whenallidoisforyou
Kerrmit

Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner

by Trollwholivesunderyourbed January 6, 2023

goatsos

A small island that is said to have been the place of origen for the goatse man. In the land of ancient goatsos lived a sub-species of man called the goatsinians. The goatse man was a term first termed by scientists exploring the island. Upon arriving on the island of goatsos, the scientists noticed that the goatsinians had not only a penis but a vagina, which the goatsinians would spread open as far as they could. Scientist soon discovered that the large butt cavities of the goatsinians were for the giver, their ancient god with a wang the size of five black men. The goatsinians said a great ass rapage would come and kill them all, so they were stretching their holes in preperation for the apocaplyptic event. Unfortunately the giver did cum, and killed all butt one of the goatsinians in his butt rape fiesta, the GOATSE MAN. The goatse man's parents had hid him and ran away, leaving him only with a special ring of buttt streching power. And that is how the goatse man came into exisistence.

goatse, goatseman, goatsos

by Peter Morales July 29, 2008