Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016

Glasser

A smelly fart.

Man was that you? Yea bro i just let go a Glasser.

by Ryan7763 August 7, 2019

glass half empty

someone who always is looking at the negative side of things. always finding what's bad in the situation instead of the good

she is always looking at the glass half empty

by ilovepoop1234 July 15, 2021

bangin’ glass

1. Cheers’ing beers w/ buddies.
2. Smoking crack at work.

1. “I’m surprised we’re not bangin’ glass right now”
2. “I think Joe’s bangin’ glass in his office again”

by Krispytuesdays January 15, 2020

short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011

Gassed up

Gassed up is being full of yourself

Me:Jim your acting really gassed up
Jim:i know that

by Nessalessher June 19, 2016

over the glasses look

When one looks over his glasses at another person to show that he is really LOOKING at that person, and usually connoting disappointment or skepticism. Classicly employed by Lester Freamon on THE WIRE when the brass tries to interfere with one of his investigations.

"Don't be giving me that over the glasses look, I promise I'll never gamble again!"

by jatty July 6, 2009