Gerffff

Definition 1: The name of a crappy quarterback.

Definition 2: The sound of a wet fart that slips out during butt secks.

Man, he’s such a Gerffff! He fumbled it 3 times on Thanksgiving. Only a complete moron would start him on their fantasy football team.

by FantasyShame November 23, 2023

gerfunkel

Someone who gets trolled in WOW chat.

I was playing last night and i totally gerfunkeled someone.

LOL DUDE, I cant believe people still believe that.

Yea Naz

by gerfunkelheimer January 19, 2024

Glerp

To glerp: to defecate into the male slot of a preschool while being jelqed after munting

Hey Matthew! Want to come with me and Elliot to glerp the new preschool

by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad March 26, 2024

Glerm

To hold an object up straight.

The associate teachers looked on in dismay as Tom held up his pen at an angles and said this is not glerm. He then held the pen up straight and said this is glerm, a murmur of recognition rippled through the crowd.

by TBDA37 April 1, 2024

gerfshnozzle

Someone who is mentally deficient, but not medically diagnosed with retardation or any mental disability.

“He’s not actually retarded, so don’t feel sorry for him. He’s just a gerfshnozzle.”

by DatBoyGirl December 19, 2024

Glerking

Putting on a glove and collecting one’s hand sweat while sleeping, and then using the sweat filled glove as lube.

“Yo bro let’s glerk tonight”
“hell yeah i love glerking”
“ all the ladies love my glerking”

by glerkmonster5000 March 10, 2025

Gerf'd (Gerf)

it can be used in any context. (noun, verb, adjective) most of the time referencing nasty, dirty, thrilling, sexual activities.
But can also be used if you bang your toe, or sister by mistake.

Gerf'd (Gerf)

The act of dirty sex with anyone for any reason at any given moment

Holy cow I totally got Gerf'd last night.

I gerf'd my toe

you wanna get gerf'd

I wanna gerf you

by notslyrl April 30, 2025