geoffed

Used as a verb. To geoff onself. Refers to someone doing something prematurely

The batter in the 9th inning geoffed himself and ended up striking out

This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.

by Hazard30 October 18, 2008

Goffing

the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class

While in Genetics class, Matthew and Thomas were goffing on the computer to NCAA March Maddness.

by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 20, 2009

groffy

That first cup of coffee in the morning when one's eyes are still crusty and have not yet fully opened up to the world. Derived from the words "coffee" and "groggy" and experienced by millions of people worldwide everyday.

I seriously needed my groffy before i started listening to my boss's bullshit this morning.

by Joey Rodgers January 12, 2006

geffon

A very talented strategist.
Dave Geffon is a counter-strike player on Team3D known for his strategies.

Geffon's strategies own my ugly mother!

by Branden AaseN June 29, 2003

Geofry

A word immature people use when they can't read the name Geoffrey properly. It will then catch on and you'll be cursed to be called Geofry forever, oh joy.

Person #1: What's that say?
Person #2: Dunno'.
*This is where you jump in and say how you're actually supposed to pronounce it*
Person #1: I know, it says Geofry!
*Or that will happen*

by Molten Onyx February 4, 2009

goff

The term used by chavs, and neds to describe basically anyone who isn't a clone of them, anyone who dresses different to them, anyone who listens to different music than them. By calling people a "goff" and trying to offend them, the only thing that they prove is how stupid they are, by clearly not knowing what an actual Goth is.

"HawHawHawww ya pyooor bas.. that lassie is like pure wearin goff shoes"

:/

They use the term "goff shoes" for converse,vans,DCs, basically anything which isn't one of their favouritised makes, e.g. Adidas,nike,lacoste.
Atleast "Goffs" have better shoe taste.

by [Dani] March 2, 2008

getoffmyspace

A community (probably the best) on LiveJournal that basically pwns everyone who has a REALLY stupid/annoying/horrible/hilarious MySpace page. A place to share MySpace pages and laugh/make fun of them together.

"OMG this bitch's MySpace is so hilariously retarded! So lol-worthy."

"Haha, this is so going on getoffmyspace. Reminds me of death_shrub."

by lewlz December 14, 2008