Brunswick funeral

When a person is murdered then buried in their car so all evidence of them being there is gone.

While digging for a new development they found the remains of a Brunswick funeral

by Strictlyanonymous May 8, 2022

Funeral Industry

An Industry taking care in difficult times of family lives. Working in the industry is difficult and deserves a degree of respect.

However, a lot of funeral homes are owned by large business corporations. These businesses aim to efficiently make money.

Functions and factors that help generate revenue include:

- A lack of information on how much funerals should cost, and what rights you have as a consumer.

- Selling preneed. This may be focused towards being sold to the elderly. Preneed may contain fine text designed to obligate ones family to pay specifically for the agreed upon services with possible limited flexibility, thus secure future revenue for the home.
- Casket rooms can be designed in such a way as to force families to view expensive, "good looking" or "fitting" caskets as opposed to more affordable, but less impressive ones, often in less desirable colors as to influence more desirable casket choices.

- Bundling services that make consumers feel like they are saving more by buying more.

- Subtle gestures such as saying (deceased's name) deserves more (perhaps a grander service or better casket or burial).

- Also note the significant psychological state of the consumer, who may be dealing with unbearabke grief.

See the 1978 FTC report on funeral homes, the research done by the funeral consumers alliance, and other resources and articles done on your local death industry. Of course, not every home is coporate or "greedy".

Guy1: Man, that funeral cost us a lot, hopefully we'll pay it off next year.

Guy2: Honestly, I wish we knew about how the funeral industry worked before we got into all this...

by Defeo-defs November 29, 2025

Funerize

To make something more fun artificially.

Yo! That rubber Chicken is Funerize the shit out of this joint!

by SquishySlime December 19, 2021

Internal funeral

This phrase is most commonly used to describe a funeral that is happening within. This is not a physical funeral. This is a soul funeral, a spirit funeral. This funeral is grasping for air because it is trapped within like a mouse in one of those little wood traps. Mice traps are actually a reference to internal funeral, so if you ever see one make sure you jump on it full force with no shoes on while screaming internal funeral at 3 am with three candles surrounding you making a triangular shape at an obtuse angle to attract wealth and some bad bitches. (No scam logang!)

Shoot me ive been tryna die, yuh internal funeral brewing inside

by internalfuneral January 14, 2024

Santa’s Funeral

When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.

At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.

by Fasters December 22, 2021

Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.

1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025