Foodamals

A mix of food and animal combinations created by Moriah Elizabeth.

I painted cute foodamals.

by Artistic Cat 17 November 30, 2020

virtual food

Imaginary food that, were it real, would be sent virtually from one friend to another, ie. via email.

JohnSTAR says:
God, I'm hungry.

(L) Sally says:
I has ice cream :3

JohnSTAR says:
:( sendplz?

(L) Sally says:
*sends*

JohnSTAR says:
Yay, virtual food!

by Alex7 November 29, 2007

Flash Flood Dump

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.

Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/

by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014

Mud Flood

A diuretic bowl movement of legendary proportions. Always happens at least opportune time.

Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.

by ChadillacRex October 11, 2017

Cuntfort Food

Fish Taco, Fur Burger etc

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!

by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021

junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.

"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."

by handle187 November 7, 2003

food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

by Your Mom June 18, 2006