by YuNg_BrAiDs February 25, 2022
Get the Friday kidneymug. Originally coined on the Chicago Board Options Exchange, a Synthetic Friday occurs on a Thursday preceding a Friday in which the market is closed. Since there is no work on Friday, Thursday essentially becomes like a Friday. The word synthetic is used and derived from an option strategy called a Synthetic Long Stock, in which a trader buys a call and shorts a put, each with the same strike price (there are different variations of this strategy/trade.)
Market Maker A: "The market is closed tomorrow since it is Good Friday."
Market Maker B: "Nice, today's a Synthetic Friday."
Market Maker A: "Let's get bombed."
Market Maker B: "Nice, today's a Synthetic Friday."
Market Maker A: "Let's get bombed."
by SyntheticFriday April 1, 2010
Get the Synthetic Fridaymug. A relative term indicating the hedonism, partying, and inebriation that accompanies the end of the work week, regardless of the actual day of the week it occurs.
Jesús: Hey Jim, where are you off to?
Jim: It's Friday Night, Jesús!
Jesús: But it's only Thursday.
Jim: I have off tomorrow! Time to go get shitfaced!
Jim: It's Friday Night, Jesús!
Jesús: But it's only Thursday.
Jim: I have off tomorrow! Time to go get shitfaced!
by Archibald S. Holbroke August 28, 2010
Get the Friday Nightmug. To sluff off toward the end of the work week due to thoughts of the impending weekend. Often involves being unproductive or procrastination of tasks that could have been done Friday afternoon until Monday.
I really tried to finish up that report for Monday, but I came down with a bad case of Friday Fever and ended up Googling myself all afternoon.
by Scott269 February 22, 2008
Get the Friday Fevermug. An event that occurs every Friday, regardless of weather, where everyone is required to leave their pants at home for the day. The origins of No Pants Friday (NPF) can be traced back to a cold Canberra night (or two) at Nightsbridge, and first afflicted a group of hearty ANU students. The phenomenon spread like wildfire through the Chemistry department, eventually taking the Fenner school with it. With each Friday, the word spread and more and more men and women join in the NPF festivities.
by jsickar August 20, 2010
Get the No Pants Fridaymug. The last Friday before Christmas.
Should Christmas perchance fall on a Saturday, then Mad Friday will fall precisely one week before Christmas Eve.
Urban tradition dictates that the erstwhile person will inbible copious amounts of alcohol and fornicate (preferably in pub / nightclub toilets).
Mad Friday has, by Leeds City Council, in a futile attempt to attain Political Correctness, been renamed Feel Good Friday.
Footnote: Also known as 'Black Friday' in the barbarian lands of Scotland.
1st person: If I may trouble you, Sir, may I kindly enquire as to whether you will be attending the organ recital this Friday before Chrstmas?
Should Christmas perchance fall on a Saturday, then Mad Friday will fall precisely one week before Christmas Eve.
Urban tradition dictates that the erstwhile person will inbible copious amounts of alcohol and fornicate (preferably in pub / nightclub toilets).
Mad Friday has, by Leeds City Council, in a futile attempt to attain Political Correctness, been renamed Feel Good Friday.
Footnote: Also known as 'Black Friday' in the barbarian lands of Scotland.
1st person: If I may trouble you, Sir, may I kindly enquire as to whether you will be attending the organ recital this Friday before Chrstmas?
Rudeboy: What gwan there Gangsta? 'Tis Mad Friday! Me gonna be wi me Red Stripe and rassing some gyal in da toilets! Bumbaclaat!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy November 23, 2010
Get the Mad Fridaymug. Black Friday - The day %75 of retail workers want to murder themselves. As they look at the clock that says 11:55 P.M. They're nervous because they're about to face the time when 3,000 stupid mother fuckers come in trampling one another for pointless half price bullshit like a fucking like a toothbrush. Half of these disgusting fat fucks smell like Satans shit pit, on they're way to buy some deodorant that you can obviously tell they hadn't wore for 8 fucking years. Of course, you also have India's population full of fucking retards waiting out side of Best buy and GameStop to get a video game $25 off, or the greatest ever taller and 1mm thinner newest fucking IPhone in which they'll either crack the screen, leave it in their pants when they put it in the washer, get some virus by watching a fuck ton of porn, or Apple will just make a new taller and thinner "Cutting technology" iPhone in another 3 months. So they chunk the one they murdered a pregnant lady and 4 small children to get off a cliff and buy the new one for $1500. All of this happens ironically after the day we admitting that we are thankful for everything we have.
*BREAKING NEWS* a 76 year old lady was killed on Black Friday by a 32 year old man while arguing over who gets the last (insert useless item)"
by TheUD at IFunny November 26, 2014
Get the Black Fridaymug.