ozarked

to be really, really, really drunk or just really shitfaced

He was so ozarked that he was talking to a guy in the bar with his pants around his ankles.

by scooterlover May 02, 2014

Drop the jacket off

Chat room code for a booty call between coworkers. A common phrase in the midwest United States.

BJ, I'll meet you at the office to drop the jacket off.

by scooterlover May 16, 2014

Margarita Friday

An office tradition wherein a group of employees, usually in the computer programming field, will go to lunch at a Mexican restaurant and pound over-priced, over-sugared margaritas for 2 hours. The most common outcome is that absolutely nothing gets done at work between the hours of 8am - 11:30 am and again from 2pm - 4pm. Friday was historically the day that this happened, but more modern workplace environments can see this on any day of the week. After 2pm you may find more seasoned Margarita Fridayers at the closest bar to the restaurant hitting on the day staff.

IT'S FUCKING MARGARITA FRIDAY BITCHEZ!!! IS ON THE BORDER OPEN YET???

by scooterlover June 09, 2014