Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker

by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003

floppy disk

A very simple portable storage device. It's probably among the best choices for use on sneakernet because it's easy to write to and requires no special software. It's far faster to write to a floppy than to burn a CD, and it's kind of a waste to put a few documents on a CD. Plus you can edit files on a floppy without having to re-burn. They are slowly being replaced by USB drives, but they have at least a few years ahead before they are officially obsolete. Floppies are far more durable than most of those Linux geeks say they are, as long as you don't dip them in bleach or something. You can drag your keys all across the outside of a floppy and it'll still work fine. Try THAT with a CD. They hold 1.44 megabytes with standard formatting and are about 3.5 inches square.

Me: I need a box of floppies.
Linux geek: What are those?
Me: FLOPPIES! You know? The little squarish plastic things!?
Linux geek: Umm...
Me: Damnit! Am I the only one that still uses these things?
Linux geek: I bet you use Windows. Linux is better.
Me: Oh, kiss my ass.

by Utz89 August 3, 2005

Floppy Mermaid Lips

A girl with vagina lips that hang down, or a girl that sleeps with a lot of guys and has developed droopy vagina lips from sleeping around so much. The hanging V resembles the split in a mermaids tail.

Jen? Oh that bitch probably has some sick floppy mermaid lips

by Miss Werld March 15, 2011

floppy bacon

after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)

a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon

by 12kds12 April 5, 2010

Floppy Loppy

A woman with saggy breasts

I love her floppy loppy.

by T. Fontaine November 10, 2006

Floppy Cunt

A cunt that is ecspecially floppy, ususally due to being overly pounded or giving birth multiple times.

Oh my god! That girl is such a Floppy Cunt!

by Eanestrom October 28, 2008

Floppy Nugget Man

A Floppy Nugget Man
Is a word used to describe an amputee, who has been renderd floppy and unable to move due to lack of limbs. He may also resemble a chicken nugget.

" Hey did you see that nugget he was all floppy dancing to classic disco songs"

" FLOPPY NUGGET MAN, FLOPPY NUGGET MAN"

A wild floppy nugget man appeared.

by BigFloppyDawg January 10, 2012