flying teabag

dropping your scrotum in someones mouth while in flight, more humiliating than average teabag.

while john was asleep i jumped off the couch and gave him a flying teabag

by brian o'gorman May 11, 2006

low flying duck

another word for fart, similar to barking spider

kid; daddy your gross.
dad; what? it's the low flying ducks again.

by Roccafella April 11, 2008

flying zombo

An alcoholic drink mentioned in the movie My Blue Heaven starring Steve Martin and Rick Moranis. The band Murder By Death says the recipe is:

1 part light rum
2 parts banana juice (looza is perfect)
1 lime wedge per glass
ice

fill glass with ice, pour in liquids and stir. squeeze lime into drink and serve.

"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna buy you a drink. I'm gonna buy you a flying zombo."

by sue de nimh April 6, 2009

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

fling

When you're NOT in a relationship with the other person but you do have the privilages as someone that is in one. Often very short-term, can be sexual or non-sexual, such as a kiss, hug, holding hands or dates. Stress on the fact that there is no commitment and not serious.

"It was just a fling with David... I don't expect it to go into a relationship."

by Lemony_ January 19, 2009

summer fling

(see California fling)
A sexual adventure free of hassles, commitments or drama, timed for the summer only. Something light and fun-filled with nothing to worry about at the end of the season. Usually not exclusive to one person, ends in a mutual agreement of friendship.

"Did you see that summer fling in 'Grease'?"
"Yeah it was hot."

by JessLaura August 2, 2007

flying hamster of doom

a winged hamster welding coconuts.

the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city.

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004