Flarple

When you need to fart and it somehow winds up bubbling out the front way through your vagina flaps and makes kind of a "flarple flarple" sound.

The princess was mortified after she flarpled infront of her potential suiter at the ball.

by Tournikel September 11, 2011

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 June 12, 2007

flarp

The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"

Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.

by Sean Foran August 18, 2007

R-Dub Flare

(Also RWR Flare)
The gay-looking little raise of the leg that happens when a homosexual or effeminate male throws a ball.

"You were running with an R-Dub flare."

"My brother throws like a girl, he has the R-Dub flare happening."

by Crab October 8, 2003

Rick Flare

Wrestler from the 80's but still wrestles today. Has bleach blonded hair, and jiggly tits. Frequently "Hollers". Like so: Whooooooooooooo!!!!! Whooooooooooo!!! And the pushes his hair back and struts around like a pimp.

Man Rick Flare is fighting for the title belt tonight. I can wait til he hollers.WHOOOOOO!!!

by Mac10 March 31, 2004

flard

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

by admon May 6, 2006

Flare jeans

the best jeans ever. flare jeans (also known as bell-bottoms) originated in the 70's, briefly came back in the 90's, and are currently out of style due to the popular "fashionable" mainstream skinny jeans. people that wear bell-bottoms tend to also stand out, be creative/artsy, have an optimistic outlook on life, and/or have old-fashioned, unique, groovy taste.

Teeny Bopper: "OMGGGG!!1!1!!!!! WhY dO yOu WeAr FlArE jEaNs?? SkInNy JeAnS aRe WaY mOrE hOtTeR!!!

Me: Whatever. Flare jeans are way cooler than you'll ever be.

by Key Lime :D July 19, 2010