Farkle

When you release your load in a girls ass and she ends up farting it out.

Man, yesterday was crazy i met this girl at the bar and took her home to score but she ended up leaving her farkle all over my bed sheets.

by Farket August 19, 2017

farkle

(n.)--one who bears the qualities of pale skin, red hair and freckles.

also see: farkel

dude 1: Hey, did you see that Victoria chic?
dude 2: The one that looks like a speckled Casper?
dude 1: Yeah, but she's still a hot ass farkle!

by drewbers January 6, 2009

farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

by anonymous December 13, 2004

farkin' bollox

a traditional welsh language phrase, derived from the indo-european language of 'colloquism'. Used mainly as an expletive when accidents occurr. Can also be used on rare forms of expressions of happinness.

when hitting oneself with a hammer: "ow, farkin' bollox!"

or when doing something fantastic: wow! farkin' bollox

by all welsh beings October 13, 2004

farkinlot

when you pull into the Food Lion parking lot and have to take a shit

I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t hold it in- I didn’t even get a cart, just ran to the bathroom. After I left, the produce guy yelled, “Damn.” My wife wouldn’t go into the grocery store after that.

by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020

Fark you

A word used on choots

Fark you Yaseen and Riyaad, they choots

by Balachops July 2, 2021

fearkink

fearkink is a tiktoker who post the most curl-toe-ing arch-backing grip-sheeting content ever existed, which i beg you to follow him and ALWAYS watch their content! also here is a quote from the one and only fearkink: "solar eclipses are cool but i wish the world would end -03-12" also her pfp's are always the best....like they always have me butt-clenching.

poopkink: omg have you seen fearkink's new tiktok?? its so funny!!
kinkpoop: oh my golly i havent! *runs to their room to get their phone*

poopkink and kinkpoop: fear kink is the best person out here!!!🏳️ 🌈

by poopkink March 28, 2022