felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

Felch

1.The word that I just about throw up whenever I hear it. 2.the town of Felch.

1. Ivah: Gideon and me had anal last night, and he felched me afterwards.

2. Brenan: I am moving to Felch this summer.

by FunChild February 12, 2019

Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.

guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

Felching the orange

To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.

"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"

"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"

by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025

Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Felch

When a person rectum is filled with cum and they fart.

John took it in the ass real good. Cum was dripping from his ass till he felched it out!

by Cencal 77 August 5, 2017

carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.

"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//

by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025