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Fee’s

This party wack as fuck man where the Fee’s at ???
by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020
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the fee state

The fee state : Is the State of California cuz every time the citizens of California turn around their is always a new fee for something.
The fee state: Hey man I'm thinking about buying a new set of tires for my car. Reply that's good but, remember you will be paying tax plus a recycling fee.
by jimbomcc June 6, 2017
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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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Passers Fee

When you load a blunt/joint/bowl/bong/and other form of smokage and hit it an extra time because you're the one who provided the smoke.
Person 1: Why do you always hit than an extra time?
Person 2: "Passers Fee" fool!
by ParisAscent May 10, 2016
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fee market system

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default
Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*
by breynoldz October 8, 2011
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Re-Home Dumb Fee

Anyone who pays someone else to release them from the burden of being a pet owner without questioning WHY AM I PAYING YOU $100 TO TAKE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD CAT? Oh and i have to buy the animals care supplies too? Meanwhile you go meth my money?
She really thought i was going to take her cat AND pay her a re-home dumb fee of $100??? Then when i simply asked her why she said ," the money is to make sure you don't use my cat as bait in a dog fight" Then she gets completely angry and aggressive when i point out the stupidity in the hustle
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP
by Ed Geingsta March 26, 2023
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Big Fee
by People83638292 January 26, 2023
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