K-Fed-Ex

Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him

K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney

by merriamweb May 25, 2006

fed-ex

Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.

Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!

by dakota cougarette November 29, 2006

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

federer slam

After getting the oppurtunity to put your dong in someone else's butt, you begin. After insertion, carefully begin to pee into the butt, waiting for the time when the reciever begins to turn around. At that point, give him or her a backhand as only roger federer can give, showing your reciever who's the real roger federer, and that he or she most definetly cannot fuck with you again

dude, i totally federer slammed a girl last night, i shoulda videotaped!

by willyum k September 17, 2008

Federlining

Inactivity a la K-Fed.

I'm sick of looking for a job, so I'm just Federlining around the house.

by Mistress Maxine July 29, 2006

Kevin Federline

Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.

Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.

by [e-mail] October 17, 2007

world wrestling federation

The World Wrestling Federation WAS the worldwide leader in "Sports-Entertainment" specializing in scripted, wacky storylines and fixed matches during a time period from 1980-2002 when it was FORCED by those arrogant "pandas" aka the World Wildlife Fund for Nature to change their promotional name from World Wrestling Federation (the real WWF) to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), since then WWE has become a shithole where pussy ass bitches like John Cena (a wannabe who can't wrestle for shit) and Randy Orton (who at time of definition entry was Unified WWE World Heavyweight Champion) SCREW WWE!!

Long Live the REAL WWF (World Wrestling Federation)!!!!!

Person 1) Sir,I demand you donate $100 to the WWF
Person 2) Why? so you can ruin my life?
Person 1) Excuse Me? You disrespectful jerk!!!
Person 2) I ain't dealing with no stupid ass, good for nothing "pandas" who STOLE the WWF initials from that wrestling promotion in Stamford, CT
Person 1) Why are you still angry about that?
Person 2) Because EVERYBODY knows that the real WWF stands for World Wrestling Federation, so take that biatch!!!!
Police Officer) Sir, you're now under arrest for harassment of a wildlife-based fundraising organization!!!!
Person 2) NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by JDawg01913 March 2, 2014