flabbergasm

overwhelmingly tingly sensation experienced by a fat person jiggling their bellyfat at a resonant frequency.

The coroner's report said the 400 pound man died of a cardiac arrhythmia while giving himself a flabbergasm in front of his computer's webcam.

by overdogg March 18, 2015

Flabbergasted

A word used to describe your feelings when you feel confused, frustrated, angry, and insecure

Nicole! Please tell me what you put!! I am feeling flabbergasted because of you!

by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

Flabberfucked

after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons

gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction

by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019

Flabbergasted

When one is so shocked, surprised, or horny; that there flabber gets gasted and there gast becomes flabbered

I was flabbergasted when that money wearing a strap-on came unicycling into the dining room.

by LiplessRain56 March 3, 2022

flabbergasted

appalled over how much weight you have gained

by linda February 9, 2002

fibber

An extended version of the acronym FIB, which stands for "Fuckin' Illinois Bastard/bitch." Use when you've already overused FIB and gotta change it up. Used primarily by Wisconsinites.

Shit, that damn fibber minivan practically ran me off the road!

by OpusAtrum1 January 22, 2009

flabber

once used to describe a person that is such a noob at something that they should not do it at all.

"jeff was such a flabber at gaia that i kept reporting him and he got banned"

by yurilover October 24, 2008