frustrachio

A pistachio nut that is difficult or nearly impossible to open with just fingers. The opening in the shell is usually present (as opposed to completely closed), thus giving the eater "hope" that the insides can be obtained through normal means.

After watching his 7 year old repeatedly try to break open the nut, the man explained that it would take a few years before his son would have the means to crack the frustrachio.

by shambor fosi November 21, 2012

Frustee

A reliable unit of measure for feelings of Frustration.
1000 Frustees = 30 second unskippable Youtube Ad

Alice: Babe? Have you found the condoms yet? I'm at 2000 Frustees here.
Greg: *Searching frantically* I'M OVER 9000!!

by HappyGoLuckyGoldFish February 4, 2016

Textual frustration

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction

It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.

by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010

mentally frustrated

When your brain won't shut the fuck up , just cause you want to sleep.

Can't sleep I'm mentally frustrated

by Andy2009 September 21, 2016

Frost-Headed Bastard

An unfavorable person who has a frosted hair style, making them look ridiculous.

Stop spending all of your money on haircare, you Frost-headed bastard.

by TAS September 4, 2005

Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.

"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."

by Locke Kole November 5, 2009

Flusterpotamus

The emotional state that occurs when seeing and or meeting a media personality.

Damn Girl, stop being such a Flusterpotamus. Its only Kim Kardashian.

by HughJorgenn January 12, 2015