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Blood On The Dance Floor

A “music” group that fucking sucks. Nothing but wanna be musicians who have no talent
Person 1: hey come listen to blood on the dance floor with me
Person 2: No thanks I’m already gay
by Rockable5000 May 28, 2018
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floor show

a smaller music show (concert), usually in a DIY type of venue, were there is a lack of stage and large sound system. these types of shows, which are generally "punk rock" in nature, are more up-close, allowing a more intimate atmosphere between the band and the crowd.
"fuck this big-venue bullshit. i can't remember the last time i was at a good floor show."
by jamezzz October 25, 2007
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Flooty

Boi, you see dat ass?

That ain't no ass. Dat a flooty.
by QMike January 20, 2010
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Floozaslaurus Rex

1. a flirtatious or slutty woman. A combination of the words Floozy, Slore (which itself is a combination of slut and whore), and Tyrannasaurus Rex.
2. King (or queen) of the floozy slore lizards
Originating in the Wildpartycrazacious age, the Floozaslaurus Rex continues to rule over all of whorekind.
by Iamgame January 21, 2010
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Floozy Season

Floozy as defined by Urban Dictionary – “A woman of questionable sexual morals or a Promiscuous Female”. A floozy does not operate as a traditional respectable female. A floozy is born with their hormonal clock slightly imbalanced and there for is shifted in the seasonal hormonal space time configuration. Although a Floozy's hormones are never completely dormant, a floozy’s hormonal clock is most active when a traditional females’ clock is least active. This allows them the best possible opportunities to take on their male prey. These "high periods" correspond to the time period between solstices and equinoxes. Making February an EXCELLENT month to lock down on some floozies.
As most men know, floozies are soulless creatures and decreed by Zeus himself in ancient times, “man must slay these sly and cunning beasts at all costs. “ However, this led to a decimation of the Floozy population. By the year 1915, it was believed that only 2000 floozies were left in the good ole U.S. of A. So under the 1916 National Parks Act, President Woodrow Wilson, declared floozies an endangered species. Since then, many more acts have been passed that have led to the full recovery of the floozy population. Today we reap the benefits of this by getting to slay floozies during a dedicated season(s) free of cost (except for maybe a drink or two at the bar). These “floozy seasons” occur four times a year and can be found in your "Man's Handbook".
Did you hear floozy season is open again? Really? Sure is. Well in the that case, what are we doing here? Not sure.... Well let's go slay some floozies.
by Markham4019 February 5, 2010
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Flippidy Floppidy Floop

According to Chef, God rest his soul, this is the black man's new word for "house." White people can't use it, though, because black men probably updated since Mr. Garrison found out.
waz up in da flippidy floppidy floop?
by nick v b November 3, 2006
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shit on the floor

Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor!
by Lhonginis Picklebotton September 14, 2017
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