When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.
Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.
Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.
I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.
by Joseph/Laura November 10, 2007
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by Stutley August 14, 2004
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by yo mama September 11, 2003
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Get the false claimer mug.Slang term for the recent Oakland Raiders. They have been sucking badly lately compared to what they once were so their skills "faded away"
Hey that was a good game. The San Diego Chargers are the best and they always whoop the Oakland Faiders
by Ahmadi423 March 10, 2008
Get the Faiders mug.When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.
by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011
Get the false advertising mug.A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).
Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.
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