emergency friends

When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.

I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.

I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.

by Loaves May 31, 2016

dirty elmer

When your upset your girl denies sex so you cum on her eyes when she's sleeping and she has a hard time opening them in the morning.

My wife said I won't get any for a week so I gave her a dirty elmer.

by Prof_X May 3, 2017

Ember Storm

An Original Pony Character. He is an alicorn with an orange scarf, who is generally a huge Mary Sue. He is also hopelessly in love with Twilight Sparkle, who is a trap.

Man, that Ember Storm is such a Mary Sue!

I heard Ember Storm is into traps!

by Mr. BuddyGuy August 1, 2011

Emergency Eggs-it Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Embers Rising

Embers Rising is a clan from Final Stand that's goated

Guy 1: YO HAVE YOU JOINED EMBERS RISING?
Guy 2: YEAH I HAVE, GRINDERS ON TOP!
Guy 3: What's Embers Rising?

by blockpixelz February 22, 2021

ember

Amber, but better...

..the future. Ember is Cool. Don't name ur kid Ember.

by thisworld August 19, 2009

Emergency food

Paimon.

Paimon is such delicious emergency food 🤤

by Hu Tao August 25, 2021