Edward Cullen

A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.

"EDWARD CULLEN SPARKLED SO MUCH I CREAMED MYSELF"

by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009

Edvard

Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.

"I met the perfect man!"
"Edvard?"
"Of course! Who else?!"
"You are blessed!"

by Jaydeeos November 19, 2011

Edgaras

Big tall lad

Edgaras is a big tall lad

by Leonardo di caprio in ur ends February 18, 2019

Edward Cullen

1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun.

Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.

2) To look like a flaming faggot.

1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy)

Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"

Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"

2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen

by BadassDude June 29, 2009

Edgar

He's a great person with a lot of anger, but once you get to know him he is a great friend, brother, cousin and Uncle. He could be really confusing sometimes. He always brings the joy to your day and puts a smile on every face. He is also known as a trouble maker most of the time, but he always got your back no matter what.

It would be wonderful if you have such a friend like Edgar.

by ItzEdgar12 March 26, 2017

Edward Sanders

Once sitting behind rebellious youngsters in the sixth grade he was kicked out of grade school on the last day when it was discovered he had massive amounts of bestiality porn stored on his computer in Beginning Advance Typing class. He stands 6' 4" has one leg, a flock of seagulls haircut and a 1986 Twisted Sister Tour T-shirt. Also it should be noted, he has had no less than three sex changes. If you see this man have him arrested for he could rape your pet chinchilla. And that would be very very bad.

"Edward Sanders reportedly was shot with shot a .50 cal. magnum revolver loaded with baby hamsters, he then burst into flames and crashed through a window and blew up the entire parking complex, and may or may not have lived."

by JimJabJibbers January 2, 2009

Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010