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Epic of Gilgafail

noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.
Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.
by bagel4732 February 24, 2009
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Epicurus

An ancient Greek atheist philosopher. Founded Epicureanism, one of the most popular schools of Hellenistic Philosophy.
"God either wants to eliminate bad things and cannot, or can but does not want to, or neither wishes to nor can, or both wants to and can. If he wants to and cannot, he is weak -- and this does not apply to god. If he can but does not want to, then he is spiteful -- which is equally foreign to god's nature. If he neither wants to nor can, he is both weak and spiteful and so not a god. If he wants to and can, which is the only thing fitting for a god, where then do bad things come from? Or why does he not eliminate them?"--Epicurus
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epidermis

the outer layer of your skin
bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing

phill:where?!?!
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Epilrectic

When one shits so hard that before, during and afterwards, your butthole has a seizure.
After eating the raw clam sandwich, my poor arse was epilrectic
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epicer

(1)way more than epic
(2)way better than somthing that is already epic
see epic and then multiply it by 109,492,847,832.2
Dude, this vid. is way epicer than that one.
by WNxSexyCat December 9, 2008
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epiphany

An epiphany (from the ancient Greek ἐπιφάνεια, epiphaneia, "manifestation, striking appearance") is an experience of sudden and striking realization. Generally the term is used to describe scientific breakthrough, religious or philosophical discoveries, but it can apply in any situation in which an enlightening realization allows a problem or situation to be understood from a new and deeper perspective. Epiphanies are studied by psychologists and other scholars, particularly those attempting to study the process of innovation.

Epiphanies are relatively rare occurrences and generally follow a process of significant thought about a problem. Often they are triggered by a new and key piece of information, but importantly, a depth of prior knowledge is required to allow the leap of understanding. Famous epiphanies include Archimedes's discovery of a method to determine the density of an object ("Eureka!") and Isaac Newton's realization that a falling apple and the orbiting moon are both pulled by the same force.
I had an Epiphany.
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epishlaterglotis

An inflamed, grotesque, gangleon situated below the knee cap
Richard ran into the coffee table and whacked his epishlaterglotis
by Dr Shlater December 18, 2009
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