dickhair

irritating and annoying

Kagwe is a dickhair. He calls people fat.

by Jose Santiago01 December 29, 2007

dicktater

One who is slutty and who will suck any dick up in the party. she is sleezy and gross. a lover of the wood. one who mosterizing the wood with her mouth.

Give Chrissy a breath mint, she has been a dicktater all night long.

by kaptainawesome June 28, 2011

DICKtator

A guy who fakes a heart so he can get a girl to have sex with him

Dick: Hey meet me at 8
Girl: But why? I told u i hate you!
Dick: Cuz i wanna see your beautiful face...
Girl: Awwwww okay I'll be there now!
Dick: Ill get us condoms

Guy who hears the convo: Boyy, ur suck a DICKtator!

by strexmachine March 14, 2010

Dickeaters

Name for the fortnite player that sits on the edge of the circle waiting for players to come out the storm

I'm at 25 HP time to come out the storm and use this medkit. "Dies 5 seconds later." *throws controller god damn them niggas had a 5 story 1 by 1 base waiting for people to come out the storm. Fucking Dickeaters.

by Zohle May 10, 2018

dicktation

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."

by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011

dicktatorshit

The propaganda dicktators are constantly pushing onto their sheeple

Dick; C'mon Moron, do u still believe Osama Bin Laden didn't do it, u moron?

Moron; Yeah Dick, I do
Do u still believe that dicktatorshit Bush and Cheney are force feeding u, u dick?

by Paarse Frikandel February 19, 2011

dickhand

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.

That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?

by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010