The act of being hogtied, gutted, and thrown from a window.
ORIGIN From the Latin roots Lubricus, Reus, Defenestra
ORIGIN From the Latin roots Lubricus, Reus, Defenestra
Wow, did I actually see a real world application of lubrireus-defenestration? Crazy!
Alternatively:
Hannibal pulled some serious lubrireus-defenestration on inspector Pazzi's ass.
Alternatively:
Hannibal pulled some serious lubrireus-defenestration on inspector Pazzi's ass.
by Latinman! April 11, 2009
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Dick Cheney: Depends.
by Agnos Morehead August 6, 2006
Get the depends mug.When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
by hombretropical July 29, 2012
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by Justakawaiigirl July 4, 2021
Get the Devender mug.popular method of thwarting muggers. Patented by self defense instructor Brett Kaywood and has proved to be effective in the only laboaratory that matters: The streets. When confronted by a mugger, the method consists of 2 simple steps:
1) Gain wrist control
2) Pull out your gun
This technique can be used in many situations such as:
- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.
- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.
- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.
- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
1) Gain wrist control
2) Pull out your gun
This technique can be used in many situations such as:
- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.
- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.
- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.
- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
Person 1: I heard it was your grandma's 100th birthday today. How did that go?
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
by eclipseballer603 December 9, 2008
Get the Self Defense mug.After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned "friend" to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.
I spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo documentation of last night's debauchery.
by Bignatius December 20, 2008
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