David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005

david bowie

A total badass who everyone should listen to.

"You know David Bowie?"
"Yeah! he's a total badass!"

by WHOO BOWIE January 2, 2005

David Adler

A young man who carries himself with a certain air of having known the world in many ways. Many, many, ways.

"He was a sk8r boi, she said see you later boi," and he was okay with that, he moved on, and sat down to write about his day.

Wat do u think of that high concept skater bro?

-which one?

The one embodying the "spirit of america"?

-Who are you talking about?

DAVID ADLER!

by MaudeLJ November 4, 2013

David Shawty

goat artist nitemare

"david david david" "david shawty"

by dp vita August 20, 2021

David

Nice and funny good friend

"Girl... Who's that dude over there he's hot"

"Must be a David..."

"MUST BE!!!"

by NunyaBizPersonSayingMYNAMEJEFF January 31, 2018

Jean-David

a french guy who has the biggest ass anyone can even imagine

Oh man, i would never want to be a Jean-David, everyone would tease me.

by cubanpigface June 1, 2010

David Crystal

Author of the bestsellers 'Discover Grammar' and 'Rediscover Grammar' amongst many other works of literary genius, David Crystal is a celebrity in the world of English Language and linguistics.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.

'I don't know anything about grammar, where can I start?'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009