John douglas

John Douglas , a supervillain in the Matthew universe ,known for being in alliance with the gnomes of alford and a playing harmonic melodies with a flute in alford during the night

John Douglas and the gnomes are in the shadows

by Johnathon diddlysquat douglas May 10, 2024

John Douglas

a queer boy with a shmeet

John Douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party

John douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

John Douglas

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan

Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

John (douglas)

John is a very tall, athletic, and strong guy
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need

Take a look at this example with John (douglas) in it
John: yo naa bra u good

Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC

Zion: thank u John!

by Douglasonaspot_ November 20, 2023

Douglas

PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKEN TRASH. Would you go up to a horse shit and say hi? No. So why is it any different to talking to Douglas. It’s a fucking waste of time. He’s a fucking asshole who thinks he’s hot, but he’s the ugliest bitch you will ever fucking meet. Commonly Asian, so don’t let him drive you anywhere If you don’t wanna be in a car accident but i mean if you want to die or get brain damage, then go the fuck ahead. Douglas, you are an asshole, you aren’t cool so i don’t know why you think you are. You need to realise that treating people the way you do will not get you anywhere in the future. So if you could fucken get it together that would be great. 👍🏼

John: hey Douglas
Horse shit on ground: *no response*
John: oh shit sorry i thought you were Douglas. My mistake. Have a nice day 🥴

by Yohandre July 20, 2019

Douglas

The sexiest mother fucker in all existence. Has a huge heart and a bigger cock than any other man in existence. He is an absolute sex machine

I just got douged by a guy named Douglas and it was amazing!

by Sexybaldman November 17, 2021