Disney Channel

A channel with very low-budget, unfunny shows that are somehow popular. All the special effects in Disney Channel are terrible, the sets are so fake you can see the glue holding it together, and the lighting is about as good as it is on Saturday Night Live. Most shows have one main character, and that one character sings the theme song, and is female 99.9% of the time. When one of the actors/actresses is out doing some other movie, they try to cover it as cheaply as possible. For example, on Wizards of Waverly Place, when Jennifer Stone was filming Harriet the Spy, they said that her character was on an extended vacation to the Bahamas or something. The jokes are lame and overused, and have laugh tracks following them that void whatever faint trace of humor there was to begin with. Most of the characters are high school age, and yet never curse, say perverted things, or even do anything that would be almost inappropriate for a six-year-old. Which is kind of pointless, because in today, an average child ten and under has seen like at least 10 R rated movies, so they've already seen that stuff and it wouldn't hurt to see it again. Yet, despite all these flaws, Disney Channel shows are extremely addictive to watch and you'll find yourself TiVo-ing every last one, and eagerly awaiting the time each week when a new episode comes out.
"Suite Life is, like, my favorite show.

I blame brainwash"

"The Disney Channel is soooo lame.
But I can't stop watching it..."
by hashahahhaheshm October 26, 2010
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Disney Generation

Being brought up watching corny Disney movies, only to carry on this act well into your adult hood, and openly but shamefully have a non sexual love for the teen actors, in them.
Friend 1: Dude, you're 20, don't you think you should stop watching this shit. Plus you've seen it a gillion times.
Friend 2: But Freaky Friday is my favourite movie, and i just love Lindsay sooo much.
Friend 1: You have a problem, dude!
Friend 2: What can i say, I'm a victim of the Disney Generation.
by red_stripes_white_vines January 28, 2005
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disney princess

high maintenance woman. One that thinks she is all grown up but in reality is just a little girl.
The disney princess went to get her hair done instead of shopping with her friends.
by Rainman March 09, 2005
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disney sex

The act of a male and female disney character singing together and if the act continues a baby usually is a result
Ariel and Eric sang together having disney sex and princess melody was the result
by disney princess April 17, 2010
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disney channel

Don't watch it! It's like watching the video from The Ring. Plus, it hypnotizes you.
I was passing by my little sister while she was watching t.v. and was hypnotized into watching Disney Channel.
by TheD22 November 16, 2010
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney, the genius behind Disneyland, Mickey Mouse, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Pinnochio, and train lover. He was Jesus's gift to the world, and the hero of tens of thousands of people, including the person who wrote this.

He is NOT frozen.
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." ~Walt Disney

"If you can dream it, you can do it." ~Walt Disney
by Kat Alice October 09, 2011
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Disney Adult

People, usually millennials, who are obsessed with Disney. Disney Adults may want to have their wedding, honeymoon, and birthdays at Disney Theme parks, and will often own lots of Disney merchandise. Some people find them annoying or childish for liking these things, and ‘Disney Adult’ is occasionally used in a derogatory way.
“What’s your opinion on Disney Adults? My friend thinks they’re super annoying, but I don’t really mind them.”

“There’s so many Disney Adults nowadays, I can’t stand it.”
by UnbiasedDefinitions May 25, 2022
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