Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
Get the Pretentious customermug. When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
by GlazeHer July 1, 2025
Get the Customer Suckcessmug. Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.
Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
by Joocy gainz February 22, 2021
Get the useless customermug. Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.
- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data
by Rathmagar March 11, 2020
Get the Customer Datamug. by Bill Mobley August 12, 2023
Get the Customermug. by gay girl <33 January 30, 2020
Get the custom gaymug. by Juanisjustmad2q May 28, 2018
Get the custom inkmug.