Bro cruisers

Shoes that all the fratty dudes wear, new balance 990s.

Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"

by YourMom4206969 March 17, 2017

Christmas Cruises

What porn is called in Latin, according to Google Translate.

Man, that was some good Christmas Cruises.

by Dnakfbalf June 10, 2018

Booze Cruise

To drive drunk. Often returning home from a party or other social gathering or to buy more booze.

"Are you sure you want to be designated driver tonight? We could also walk since the bar's only a mile away." "Of course! You know I'm the best booze cruiser in the group!"

"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Grand Theft Burn Cruise

When you borrow a friends car or drive a car that you usally don't get to drive and then burn cruise in it without letting the owner know.

Example 1: I borrowed my friend's car so that I could go to the store to get some groceries. On the way there we Grand Theft Burn Cruised his car. Got to the store and bought groceries and a spray bottle of febreeze.

Example 2: My parents went out of town and I got to "borrow" his new BMW 750Li. I then proceeded to Grand Theft Burn Cruise on my way to Taco Bell.

by mckeky01 November 7, 2010

Black man’s cruise

A boat carrying slaves to America

Tyrone’s ancestors came to America on a black man’s cruise

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

Cruise Line

To "Cruise Line" is the act of pushing one's face in between two LARGE breasts, and rocking one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound and in the process adding more power and more brr to the vibration due to the larger breast. It is recommend to use the "cruise line" on a girl with larger than a D-cup. Very close to motorboating just has to increase the scale of power.

"Did you see her rack, I just want to cruise line those puppies"

by thatguydiditagain April 2, 2011

Tom Cruise

Fag scientologist, who jumps on couches, and can't make fun of his religion. he is a horrible actor and the only good movies he has been in is War of the Worlds and Mission Impossible 1, he needs to loosen up and understand that aliens are not controlling us...........god is

Tom Cruise is a homo

by 73849 April 30, 2006