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goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!
by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024
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Urban Cruiser

Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.
I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.
by AggravatingSea March 10, 2024
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Chip Crumber

Perennial pest that is ALWAYS the last to leave a party/ get together… Prone to “accidentally overstay” their welcome!
Paul is a notorious “Chip Crumberfrom way back!
by cccantsayno May 16, 2025
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European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad
by Durako June 25, 2020
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Cram the cruiser

When multiple homeless females pile into an old police car and dry hump the rookie driving the car.
Wow, did y’all see the cram the cruiser session going on in the parking lot?
by Crankydanky21 December 7, 2021
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Toyota Land Cruiser

A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!

THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
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