Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 17, 2008

Pressue Cooker

When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.

Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?

by Matt P. Cook February 22, 2010

Croaker

A $100 Dollar bill usually kept secret and for emergency use by husbands in south louisiana.

Hey brother can you float me a croaker?

by KGincovington May 4, 2009

chris crocker

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.

Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.

by jewel! December 24, 2007

Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.

I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker

by Patreazy April 5, 2007

Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".

I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.

by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011

booty chokers

Lower body appearal that is so amazingly tight that your butt feels like its being strangled or choked.

Damn i knew these track shorts would be booty chokers just how small and tight they are. I cant feel my A$$

by Urban Monkey December 24, 2008